I was watching Jimmy Pardo’s Running Your Trap, a game show where three celebrity guests all claim a story and the contestants try to guess which one is telling the truth.  In one round the story was, “I talked my way out of getting arrested for shoplifiting.” Now the guests were 2 men and one woman, Janet Varney.  You can Google her if you like or you can just take my word for it:  Janet is pretty.  The guys were average-looking and I hope if they hear this they’ll forgive me for saying so. So who do you think was the one?  If you were there, I think you would have guessed the same as I did, the same as both contestants.  We all thought it …